They Are So Rare...

A telling to some, a schooling for others- because we're worth it.

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First off, the Youth. He is barely legal and "a fan"...not even a race horse yet probably, but the kind to keep an eye on...he's "in the making"

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Then there's the Fluke "Been a Unicorn Since Conception"...he's the farty old man smoking tobacco from a pipe at age 19...he's the professor husband phantom no one's ever heard from since...he's fuzzy even in photographs...

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Timing and Age influence the classification, of course.

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RaceHorse, Rock or Unicorn? Does the writer-dancer-rockstar trifecta warrant a titular trifecta too?

Can an Ass be a Unicorn?

Is there a standardized test to determine the type?

What are the politics surrounding him and does lifestyle matter?

Is it someone you've known half your life...
Someone you've known atleast 10 years...
Or can someone you've known for under a year qualify?

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Is Unicorn-ness eternal? Is Unicorn forever?

Clearly, Unicorns are born to be Unicorns...

...we are wise to savor their beauty and mystery...

Try to get proof if at all possible because you just never know if and when you'll ever see one again...

...But of course, a true Unicorn can be like the sun: it's bad idea jeans to look directly at it and no matter how you protect yourself you can still get burned...

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Ultimately most just don't make the cut. There are hundreds of Rocks, thousands of RaceHorses and millions of Asses...
but Unicorns are basically a fluke, in terms of numbers, I don't think they crack the double digits...They are elusive, nearly impossible to track...

To Summarize: Unicorns are special. And cool. And good looking. Really really good looking. I like them alot and definitely prefer them to the Race Horse, and obviously prefer them to the Ass...It'd be rad to meet one that's a Rock, too, like John C Reilly por ejemplo, but reality reigns in those kinds of delusions!

Well, that's all for now. Hope you feel smarter...